About Me

You know, I'm not really that serious a guy.

I'm not even a workaholic. Most days, when I have to do stuff, I procrastinate.
Someone told me the other day that I have "admirable qualities". Oh sure, lady, if you think pausing every 5 minutes to watch a cat video is somehow admirable, then by all means admire.

I'm just a person who writes from time to time. I got serious about it when I was in 6th grade.
As in, I wrote a book when I was 14 and got it published when I was 15.
But I also lost a bunch of writing contests, so... I'm not sure. 
I regard myself as an average writer, yet some demanding professor I know who tossed out my novel the first time before he read it, finally did and said it was actually pretty good. Hm.

I used to draw frequently, but when my skills are trash and it got nowhere, I realized writing was better for me.
Maybe art will make a comeback... who knows? I don't know.

It's like if you're a photographer. Or a food enthusiast. Or a wine-tasting dude.
Do your thing, bud. If you like it, then by all means, go.

I just realized I used "by all means" twice in this-- YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN

y favorite TV show is Black Mirror. Wait, this is turning into some preteen girl's Myspace page.
Is Myspace still a thing?

I also made 9th place in my national pool league, and I shot 201 once in bowling.
And I like talking. Like, really. I have a mic sitting on my desk right now for the purpose that I could talk. And it's wonderful.

If anyone would like to hire me, please send your reach-outs to the address listed at the bottom-right of this page.

I'm just kidding, no one will hire me.

*sigh*